The Adventures of Miss Swish in the Mystery Scones

Posted by Hello When I describe Wisconsin to people, I generally say Cows, corn, and cheese. Our quarter has imortalised that for the next, at least, two millenium. When civilisations from the future dig this up from some mass grave/pit garbage dump, they'll see an Atari, probably a Dell computer (ish), and a Wisconsin quarter. Not to mention, a shitload of beer bottles. So this mystery civilisation will sum up 21st century earth as a bunch of internet porn freaks who drink beer, and play video games, eating cheese riding their cows. Just the way i'd like to be imoralised. In case you haven't figured it out, i'm gay, big whoop. And much to the dismay of any right wing conservative republicans I do not possess any of the following: A lisp, a swish when i walk, nor is the fire brigade required to visit when i enter a wood store. Nothing is gonna start on fire. This guy came in the store today, I thought he was a she. And, if his hair was longer and he stuffed his shirt, would've fit in nicely. I was less than thrilled. Needless to say a multitude of texts were sent out detailing the adventures of hosing this kid down with water, to help put out his flame... i mean for crying out loud, HE HAD A PURSE! On a fun side note, a very, very hot european came in today as well. I've worked with him before, and never got his name. Well, not only was he hot, european, and putting out crazy-mad vibes (although i've found all Europeans do, American Grade Gaydar is totally useless), but he had a porn star name too. I hope he comes in again, I love asking hotties for their phone number and them willingly telling me without any reservations at all. I did have a mystery guest today. Stopped in, dropped off two delicious blueberry scones, which were absolutely perfect before going to history class. Both myself and the girl i was working with thought it was her husband, but realised that 1, he would've had to have had lost a lot of weight, and 2, didn't drive a merc. I didn't get a chance to thank him in person, so thanks Dan. That is all. Cheers. Robbie P.S. The yankees lost again, i'm less than amused.

 

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