Life's A Bird

Its turkey day eve. And boy am I not looking forwar to it. Each year I tend to like some of my family a little less. My sister and her husband are okay, as are my parents, one cousin, two aunts and an uncle. There's way more family at these damn get-togethers than I care to admit, and one of my aunts tends to force turkey upon me "What? Are you too good for us to eat tukey?" My reply is simple. I don't like turkey, i'll stick to the ham that my dad makes too.

There's two bottles of reisling in my fridge waiting, and two at my parents, and my cool cousin is bringing two as well... So I should be set, dunno about the rest of the family.

So, onto other things. The guy I like texted me this weekend and we went out for beverages. I thought I had only like 3 beers and one mixer... I was wrong, it was more like 6 beers and 3 mixers. Sometimes I lose track of things... Did I mention I had to work on Sunday? Cuz I did and I was mostly useless until about 2 and we close at 4. It was a lot of fun. Lots of coffee and lots of advil. Still mostly useless.
Anyway. I passed out
On my couch
Alone. Dammit (it was my fault)
But I did text him if he was upto anything and last night we watched a movie.
On my couch.
Things got a little awkward. I wanted to kiss him, however I'm never quite certain of things. Would he freak out, would he be all like "Oh I'm not gay." Yeah... So I need dating advice. HELP!

Okay, all y'alls out there have a good thanksgiving. If (or when) you end up drinking too much (like me) make sure to have a driver. Happy Gobble Gobble Day.

That is all,
Robbie

 

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